Charon QC has a Hollywood sign and I got one too.

Neat.

And ties in nicely with today’s post. A thoughtful stateside reader emailed this story into The Virginity Project and I like it very much. Call it a saucy Easter treat.

Or perhaps you might like to do as Charon suggests. He plans to ‘throw some Easter eggs into my garden upon my return from one of my usual evening venues and see if I have any idea where they are on Sunday morning?’

Parker*. Born 1970. Lost virginity aged 17

I lost my virginity in my childhood bedroom at the grand age of 17 a month before I was to graduate from high school. The year was 1987 and I was enthralled with sex and women and “doing it.”

Losing your virginity was pretty much all we boys talked about during high school, always wondering when it was going to happen, with whom, and whether or not it would be satisfying.

My first was with my date for senior prom. Her name was Tiffany, a popular name for girls in the USA during the 1980s, and we even planned to “do it” on the big night – prom. Prom is a ballroom type dance for high school seniors where everyone wears tuxedos and fancy gowns and acts like the adults we’re supposed to be turning into in a few months time.

Anyway, being horny teens, we couldn’t contain our excitement for exploring each other’s bodies. For several weeks, we’d fiddled around with oral sex and near intercourse. Tiffany had a special talent for teasing me by allowing my penis to glide up and down her vaginal lips, but never enter, for minutes at a time. It was a glorious feeling, and I could not help but wait for the actual sex to happen.

It did, several weeks before prom night, during an after school sex session. We finally consummated our relationship via a 3-minute, vigorously quick pumping session which made me feel ecstatic.

Afterward, in typical male fashion, I leapt from the bed, did 20 pull-ups on the doorway to my room and yelled aloud, “YESSSSSSSSSSS.”

Twenty years later and after fourteen more partners I’ve had sex with, I still remember that afternoon.

*All names changed to protect identity.