When I read the line above, I actually expected to see a film about someone sitting and telling their pet their virginity loss story. Nothing wrong with that I thought. I tell my cat all sorts of things. Turns out that wasn’t what they meant at all.

If you can get past the extreme ick factor this film engenders then I have to admit, it makes compelling listening. Don’t worry, there are no scary visuals.

But it still left scary thoughts somewhere more pertinent – my head. I needed something nice to think about. This helped. Laughing – tick, teddies – tick, innocence – most definitely. Bring it on.

(Apologies for not posting the YouTube link directly. If there are any Typepad brain-aches who know how to do it since the new 'Compose page' was introduced, please tell me!)